You might enjoy my tumblr......probably not but hell im am going to try to get you to! I keep things tasteful and just post all the random shit i find funny on the internet. Im also really into electronic music so ill be posting a lot that :P

 

worstcats:

I know some people are allergic to fur but why does this cat have to be so sweaty

Umm sir or madam that is in fact a giraffe

worstcats:

I know some people are allergic to fur but why does this cat have to be so sweaty

Umm sir or madam that is in fact a giraffe

Work shenanigans

Coworker: Man I got so many returns to do

Me: Awww... hmm well at least you're a carpenter

Coworker: what I'm not a carpenter??

Me: that sucks, was gunna say u could "build a bridge and get over it" hahaha

Coworker: well aren't you fucking clever

pleatedjeans:

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Wow just think, if this was real it would eventually 3-D print itself out of existence 0_0

pleatedjeans:

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Wow just think, if this was real it would eventually 3-D print itself out of existence 0_0

flcl-julie:

onlylolgifs:

Have you ever been this worried?

He fucking paws at the water and pulls him toward the edge and fucking jumps in to save him! I love dogs so much. We don’t deserve them.

See now cats would be like “fuuuuuuck that shit, good luck with that buddy”

You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength. I am the end

The Lich (Adventure Time)

ballpointpun:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

that feature sounds like a real life saver

Excuse me while I go sit alone and think about this for bit

All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gunna burn your house down - with the lemons!

Cave Johnson (Portal 2)

Steins;Gate Opening 1 - YouTube

My god this opening is the best! If you haven’t watched this anime already DO IT, definitely is #2 on my list of favourites. First episode starts off slow but after that….omg

April 1st (warning)

Brace yourself my fellow gamers. Fake game announcements are coming 0-0 were waiting for you half life 3 “teaser trailer”

dragondicks:

I saw this poster at the cinema last night and I had to take a photo of it because me and my gf were borderline pissing ourselves LOOK AT THE TAGLINE
"HE’S ABOUT TO DELIVER THE GOODS"



Can we talk about the fact that David tennant is in this movie XD

dragondicks:

I saw this poster at the cinema last night and I had to take a photo of it because me and my gf were borderline pissing ourselves LOOK AT THE TAGLINE

"HE’S ABOUT TO DELIVER THE GOODS"

Can we talk about the fact that David tennant is in this movie XD